it…out

I remember when the iPhone came out there were complaints that it was a bad idea to put so much power into a device that people regularly lose or break, and the example I heard over and over again was “what happens when I drop my $600 iPhone in the toilet?” It was said […]

Lindsey was taking some artsy naked-baby pictures of Thea because that’s what moms do, when this happened.

L: I need to take these quickly, before she pees on the blanket.
T: Yeah, and — wait a minute! She doesn’t have a peepee! Mommy, why doesn’t she have a peepee?
L: Well…daddy,why is that?
Me: …….
Me: Thea is […]

Lemon Battery

Originally uploaded by djennewe

Tommy and I built a lemon battery today. With mixed success.

I came home last week to this conversation:

L: Tommy, you should show daddy what you’ve made.
Me: What did you make, Tommy?
T: It’s a computer with buttons and pbskids.org!
Me: That’s a nice computer!
T: Yeah, and do you know what else I made?
Me: What?
T: This!
Me: What is that, Tommy?
T: It’s poop going in the toilet, and here […]

I particularly like their attention to detail with “Availability: Hai.”

Thank you, ThinkGeek.