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Bartending Robots

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I dug out my trusty moleskine sketchbook tonight and got my doodle on. I have a thing for robots and booze apparently.

Me: Thank you for putting on your PJs, Tommy. And you did a great job getting dressed all by yourself this morning. And you’ve been good at school, and you–

T: Nooo! Daddy, I’m not good at school.

My Baby’s Babydoll Originally uploaded by djennewe Thea got a Cabbage Patch Kid for Christmas.And it’s almost as big as she is.

I occupied a couple hours of the holiday season with this little gem. Go have a look. You’ll only need to watch it once. While it has developed quite a following, I don’t think anyone watches it more than once.

Santa Vort

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Santa Vort arrived just in time for Christmas. He and Thea became fast friends.

Now to get her a companion cube…or to make L make one for her.

Tommy: “I cut your arm off, mommy. I gotta apologize to it because it keeps falling off. Only one arm is left. Now I cut your other one off. You can’t drive because there are no arms on you. Why don’t we fly and then I will give you your […]

Drama Que–…um…King

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I have no idea where he gets that…

Cute!

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Or when they become teenagers.

Or both.

Two Holes For Boogers

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Me: We both have two hands, and two feet.

T: Yes, and we have two eyes, and two ears, and two…um…(pointing at his nostrils)…holes for boogers!

…and discovered your own inner hippy when the compostable, cloth gdiapers your wife bought online arrive with a free sample of Drinkin’ Mate, the all natural hangover defense. I can only assume that gdiapers takes their customers to be organic-cotton-swaddled-baby-making whinos. Then again, now that I think about it, they may not be […]