Overheard in the car one day
Tommy: “I cut your arm off, mommy. I gotta apologize to it because it keeps falling off. Only one arm is left. Now I cut your other one off. You can’t drive because there are no arms on you. Why don’t we fly and then I will give you your arms back?”
Lindsey: “You’re going to fix them?”
Tommy: “Yeah, by tomorrow.”
Lindsey: “How many arms do I have now?”
Tommy: “One. I just cut it because it kept falling off.”
Lindsey: “But how will I write your name?”
Tommy: “Just make a T, O, M, M, Y.”
I think I need to test our car for carbon monoxide leakage.
