You know you’ve married a hippy…
…and discovered your own inner hippy when the compostable, cloth gdiapers your wife bought online arrive with a free sample of Drinkin’ Mate, the all natural hangover defense. I can only assume that gdiapers takes their customers to be organic-cotton-swaddled-baby-making whinos. Then again, now that I think about it, they may not be too far off the mark after all…
Ingredients include: wild guava leaf extract, sorbitol, and sodium bicarbonate. So you end up with a gut full of booze, sugar alcohol, leaves, and baking soda.
Yup, no chance of spewing after popping a couple of these bad boys, no sir!
