it…out

We are all sick. Tommy has pinkeye, an ear infection, and some nose crud. L and I just have the nose crud. It’s been like this since Friday.

Here’s our situation described in Java:
if( ! (tommy==sick) && (lindsey==sick) && (doug==sick) ){
tommy = lindsey = doug = sick;
}
health--;

In C64 BASIC it might look like this:
IF NOT (EVERYONE = SICK)
THEN SYS64738

and in perl, like this:
($t,$d,$l) = ("sick", "sicker", "sickest"); # the rest of the code is, of course, implicit

and finally in SQL:
drop table health;
insert into sick values('doug', 'lindsey','tommy);

bring the nyquil